- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

The Morman Religion.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Christianity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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