Because she has down's syndrome

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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