- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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