Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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i am and me is i

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Smelly Indians.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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I am dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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