- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Urban ghettos

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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