- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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