Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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shut up kobe!

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Religion.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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