- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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