Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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