What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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