- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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