Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Penis

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hi

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Soccer...

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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