- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

whats my name? Matt

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

No soap radio

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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