- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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