Jayden Eccles

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

This is an anti-joke.

I dont have a girlfriend

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Soccer...

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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