Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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