What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Knock knock

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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a woman votes!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Moral

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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