Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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