What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

hi penis ham telephone

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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