- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

your moms my other ride

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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