What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Woman rights.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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