- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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