- Anti Joke

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

your moms my other ride

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans