- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Well, there's one way...

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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