- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Women's rights.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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