- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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