- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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