What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

A blonde walked into a bar.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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