whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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My Boyfriend

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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