- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

How do you make a car? You build it.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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