what did the farmer do? plant

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Dogs

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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