A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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shut up kobe!

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Religion.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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