- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Knock Know! Come in!

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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