Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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