- Anti Joke

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A woman wears a dress.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Your mom is so nice.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.