What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Me Neither.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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