- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

womens rights

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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