- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Who is John Galt?

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have a gay camel

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

No because your face is really f***** up.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

have safe sex

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Do you like apples? Yes

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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