What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Dusters blow stuff.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Not a joke.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

You just read this ..

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Anti Joke

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