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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

That is so fetch

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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