there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

The Big Band Theory

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

angelosnyder is not gay

I have an erection My mom!

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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