- Anti Joke

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.