What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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The Holocaust

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Replacement Referees

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Do you like apples? Yes

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Water? I hardly know her.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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