- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Dusters blow stuff.

why are balck people black because they are

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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