- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Mitt Romney

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

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