- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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