"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Rebecca Black.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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