- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Dance is a sport

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Hello.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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