- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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