Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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